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Age/Gender: 67, Male
Location: The moon bitch!

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10/4/08

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Teddy!

Posted by OniGLH Aug. 15, 2009 @ 7:46 PM EDT

Alas even the upbeat, friendly call center Teddy couldn't handle customer care anymore. This was hanging in one of the quality rooms at work for over 4 months. perhaps management was looking for a way to boost morale.

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Nick is a hooker.........and a Jewblexican.

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I love russia!

Posted by OniGLH Nov. 20, 2008 @ 3:06 PM EST

Becasue in russia love is you.

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Potentially the lamest a$$ hole alive.

Posted by OniGLH Oct. 24, 2008 @ 1:40 AM EDT

I'm sure a lot of you know of hardyboyz1 on newgrounds?

heres a snippit fomr the story he likes to post.

"I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more."

Now one of two thigns springs to mind, Hardboyz1 is either A.) a 12 year old gothic teenage girl. B.) was once a 12 year old gothic teenage girl. C.) is a super lonly internet fan boy who has spent too much time looking at naked pictures of teenage gothic girls and has somehow made a deep inner connection with them.

Its not that the story disturbed me, or offended me. But it did worry me. How in the heck is someone like this not on some FBI list somewhere? shit I hope at the bare minium he/she/it is seeking help or some more drugs.....something! the story (which I did read all the way through) was over the top, written to shock people and sounded like it was ripped from some weird BDSM forum.

Also if you visit his/her/it's user page they have a nice old big picture of Hitler with the normal "This man rules" something like that. At any rate, this is another cheap stabe at getting attention. I know I know, I'm giving him/her/it attention right now. Heck after reading that story, I hope I made their day.

All I know is this clown shoe should have his/her/its account taken away and be banned as no one needs to hear what idiot reason they have for liking hitler, and no normal 12 year old girl or boy needs to read that filth he/she/it posts on everyones page. I'm sending another e-mail off to the admins to get this thing banned fomr newgrounds.

Please Newgorunds community, help me out and send messages to the admins, this a$$ hat needs to be stopped.

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puck

Posted by OniGLH Oct. 17, 2008 @ 12:59 AM EDT

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